roughrimjob:

Baby snakes appreciation post

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queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

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noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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h0odrich:

pythonoid:

stunningpicture:

This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read

i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me


OK ASK AMY W THE SWIFT #CLAPBACK

h0odrich:

pythonoid:

stunningpicture:

This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read

i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me

OK ASK AMY W THE SWIFT #CLAPBACK

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officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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julipy:

spagnolo:

Thanks Mr. Williams, for these and many other characters.

This is painful and beautiful

julipy:

spagnolo:

Thanks Mr. Williams, for these and many other characters.

This is painful and beautiful

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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thepacificrimjob:

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

#this must be american because i dont recognize anything in this photo
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slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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2damnfeisty:

iamvistoso:

soulfuljafrikan:

sapphrikah:

blackmaleintimacy:

aunt viv. 

DEAR WHITE ROOMMATES.

!!!!

Dear White People…

And some black people too tbh.

2damnfeisty:

iamvistoso:

soulfuljafrikan:

sapphrikah:

blackmaleintimacy:

aunt viv. 

DEAR WHITE ROOMMATES.

!!!!

Dear White People…

And some black people too tbh.

tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.


CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”